look i don’t have photoshop at work so use your imagination
~~COMPUTER PROGRAMMER~~
WHAT MY FRIENDS THINK I DO: *photograph of mad scientist in secret lab doin’ science shit*
WHAT MY MOM THINKS I DO: *photograph of guy fixing computers*
WHAT SOCIETY THINKS I DO: *photograph of nerdy dude in thick glasses sitting at a computer*
WHAT I REALLY DO: *photograph of unkempt man constructing ‘What __ Thinks I Do’ image macro on home computer, wearing a threadless t-shirt and a smug expression*