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Joke Of The Day - #1 - “Popular Phrases” by Tig Notaro

An incredibly solid comedy album. My favorite bit on the whole thing is the Taylor Dayne story, but this is a close second.
“When you say those things… You cause me… To shed my uterine lining.”
i was looking for the chastity bono joke, but this will do
tig 4 lyfe
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